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You broke your collar bone when you were 12 years old
You never could have known that one day you would hold me
With a shaky foundation and I hate to disappoint you
But all my relations keep pulling at my heals

I know that if i showed you exactly how to look at my jaw
You would see I am shaped just like a bulldog

You were 15 years old when you made some videos about a baby sitter
I used to do that job
Fast forward by 10 years and you slept in my apartment
Showed me your YouTube and I wish I could have know you then

But now I can see I am not what you need just a dream of something that you want
You will know me shaking Like a bulldog

Baby I wish I could go back to when we met
Maybe we’d forget that I was such a wreck a mangy scared rescue who never pissed on your rug or chewed up all your shoes
I am not like you
I don’t know what to do

I broke the both of us but you never ever blamed we
We’re in our twenties people say it’s a good time to learn
I learned that things may crack of you do not treat them gentle
I’ll try to love me now in the way you wanted to

I know that if I have to say for one more time that I am wrong
You will know me shaking like a bulldog
A slobbering bulldog
Cute with a fucked jaw


from Hard​-​Boiled, released July 9, 2021


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Candy Ambulance Troy, New York

Troy, NY’s Candy Ambulance are Jesse Bolduc (bass), Jon Cantiello (drums) and Caitlin Barker (guitar, vocals). Formed in 2014, the trio have been honing their songwriting and touring around in a Toyota Corolla these past 7 years.


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